For as long as I can remember, my mom has always said, “Don’t let anything surprise [or shock] you.” I’m still a little speechless about this one, though. This is an actual note mailed to one of Lee’s clients, after he lost his wallet. All of the other contents, including the American Express card, Visa, and social security card*, were returned.
*Who doesn’t know NOT to carry around your social security card? Really? Come on, dude.